Mandurah Mob (WA, Australia) - 2016-06-12
Sailor 2 Second Peak (Kts)5 x 10 Second Average (Kts)1 Hour (Kts)Alpha Racing 500m (Kts)Nautical Mile (Kts)Distance Travelled (km)
Decrepit
28.312(D)
26.867(D)
17.954(D)
17.556(D)
21.115(D)
57.01(D)
WazzaYotty
24.687(D)
19.295(D)
0(D)
0(D)
12.621(D)
4.282(D)
fangy
18.64(D)
0(D)
0(D)
0(D)
0(D)
0(T)
Elmo
31.048(D)
27.924(D)
18.048(D)
19.503(D)
21.985(D)
37.39(D)
Mad Max
11.469(D)
9.152(D)
0(D)
0(D)
2.834(D)
1.97(D)
Oaf
31.189(D)
29.111(D)
19.035(D)
17.953(D)
22.416(D)
39.582(D)
ratz
29.235(D)
25.332(D)
7.902(D)
0(D)
23.462(D)
20.515(D)
Hardie
Binny
Bugs
Bender
Firiebob
man of
Sammy the snail
Pepe47
evets
SluGger
Bully boy fat Basil
otts
(Mu-) fin
Shane121
Morts
TOBYchef
Jonski
Swindy
remery
Auz
waricle
Greggo
Frank
Rayman
Rocky
Hammer
Lombok
The Scud
Stingray
Rob
Sam
Scud
Average31.1228.5218.5418.7322.9448.30
Decrepit (54500km):
2868 days ago
2 categories

Cobblers with Elmo, 'ken,  fangy and wazza.

Not a whole heap of wind so went for the hour, rigged big, 65cm board with 29cm 45d weedy and koncept 6.6, still a bit underpowered most of the time, with the occasional gust getting things going nicely.

A bit choppier than I like, to call it a real fun session, took me 1/2hr to get a gybe in, not sure if it's because I'm out of practise in the chop, or something to do with the cutout mod I've performed on the tail.



WazzaYotty (2200km):
2868 days ago
1 categories

Olive Reserve, WA, AU   F@ Vento 115, Challenger 7.8, 32 weedy

Bit of a major fizzer today. After a call to The Capt'n, Cobblers was the pre-arranged venue and this news was passed on to Fangy's relatives who informed me that he might well pass away with a nasty case of Acute Corkitis ( recently renamed as "Stelvin Syndrome" I understand) after a particularly bad night. Feeling sorry for him I decided to check out his local launch at Nairns but was greeted by 'ken and Fangy already on their way back with a diagnosis of " off-shore and weak". Off to  Cobblers where Elmo and The Capt'n where ready to go. I rigged a 7.8 but the wind was starting to weaken....a situation that only got worse. Lots of holes, sore back and dread of getting stuck out wide saw me head home with heavy heart. Elmo did an hour and returned with The Capt'n and 'ken staying out until things got too light whereas Fangy decided to walk off his late night instead.  My GT31 suggested I had a max 30 knots which I thought was generous but downloading into KA72 tells the true tale.   Maybe another day.



fangy (22667km):
2868 days ago

There is a lot of needless suffering in the world. This is even more distressing when it is me doing the suffering. The trouble began last night when I assembled a crack team of cork removers. I was dismayed to find they were rubbish. We made many attempts to remove corks intact and failed every time. Kudos is due however, for we did not give up easily. We practised removing corks for most of the night and a little bit of the morning too.

So when Cap’n Calm fired up his morse code mobile at sparrows I wasn't in the most motivated frame of mind. Wazzawaketooearly also joined in the fun and pretended to care where I was sailing.

Mainly out of spite I hauled a very weary carcass out to join them at Cobblers. In a fit of poor decision making crossed with optimism I packed one board and one sail. The optimism faded somewhat when I got to Cobblers and found Elmo and his trailer were already there. 

  Knowing that Huey always goes to sleep in Elmo’s presence I thought I would do the same. So I lay down on the sweet green grass for a Nanna nap. But the sound of Wazzaespresso and ‘Ken being all enthusiastic about the morning meant I didn't sleep well. Oddly, Huey hadn't gone to sleep either. That was too much to ignore. I rigged my one board and sail and casually sauntered into the water. 

And that is pretty much all I did. Occasionally I moved by sauntering through the water to another spot. I did try the sailing thing, but Huey and my board were as disinterested as election campaign truth detector. So then I sauntered ashore. This took quite some time as I had done a bit more sauntering than I expected. Luckily Elmo was there to provide encouragement and some happy snaps…

 

 Not even close to a Top Ten Day. Now I am off to lie down on another patch of grass.



Elmo (31413km):
2868 days ago
4 categories

Tabou Rocket Wide 128L NP RSR E6 7.8m Elmo SS 45cm

Got the call from El Captitano this morning and feeling slightly less ordinary than normal I answered the call, down at Cobblers it looked ok the word was an hour another word sprung to mind which was "optimistic" still rigged and went and had a go.

There were quite a few holes out there and some nice bullets which you could get a bit of a squirt on, only hit a couple of them most of the session was just grinding.

Unfortunately after the last few months my fitness level is in the negative consequently after 1/2 an hour it was a struggle to hang onto the boom with 15 mins to go I droped a gybe and serriously struggled to water start, the final 15mins could finish quick enough.

Got back to base to see a couple of ;lost team members a long way from home with Wazza and Franga on the shore all fired up and ready to throw, well Fangy was as he appeared to be suffering from Red bottle fever or was that Bottle of Red fever?

Now Mr Fang regularly casts aspersions at our valiant leader who today was quite happily flying around much to the annoyance of us younger(?) fellows, today no sooner did Frangamudslinga's foot touch his board everyone and I MEAN EVERYONE's sail suddenly went upright as they came of the plane after the initial shock everyone managed to get going.

Except those doing the Walk

Bloody best winter sail in a long time, gonna feel it for the rest of the week but it was a very enjoyable sail



Mad Max (183km):
2868 days ago

Glory Holes, Australind, WA, AU 

 

3.5m ex Albie kiddie rig, on excite ride 105 with 30 weedy fin.

thanks for all the welcomes last time I got my dads gps on and got out for a sail,

was excited as first time planning.. awesome Laughing

Madmax.

 



Oaf (7363km):
2867 days ago
5 categories

Olive Reserve, WA, AU

Call from the captain to try for an hour. Struggled in the holey wind and came off the plane a lot. My fitness is right down and I only just managed to stay out for the hour. Still, all in all, what a fun sail. It was sunny and windy and I've been so deprived lately that I really enjoyed myself.

 

Manta 100, 7.3 HSM GPS

 



ratz (10868km):
2867 days ago

Glory Holes, Australind, WA, AU

just a quick sail

had just come off nightshift so very tired

sailing like gumby and was holey as hell

def not a top ten day but at least i had a sail.



Comments
Sausage


QLD
Australia
2868 days ago

I'm feeling your pain today too Franga.

fangy


WA
Australia
2868 days ago

Thanks Snags, I knew there was still a decent human being in the world. It's a pretty low blow to have to walk more than Chairman Mao only to have Elmo figure out that there is a camera on his phone and get busy with his furry paws...Cry

And Wazzasober, if only there were some Stelvins around, then we would not have had to practice so much on those crumbly corks!

Decrepit


WA
Australia
2868 days ago

Wow, great first Post mad-one, I bet you're really stoked to get planing, I still remember my first time with very fond memories.

 

And Fangy I think you're redefining the meaning of "sparrows fart". At 0730 the sun is up, at 0900 it's almost time for morning smoko!

Elmo


WA
Australia
2868 days ago

I can only smileLaughing as thats the only bit not hurtingTongue out

fangy


WA
Australia
2868 days ago
MAAAAXXX! You are on the board. Congrats mate, first of many I hope 👍 Cap'n, anytime before I wake up is sparrows. 0900 - cased closed. 😜
Firiebob


WA
Australia
2868 days ago

Well done Max, great to see you got planning, feels great hey Tongue out

WazzaYotty


WA
Australia
2868 days ago

Nice work Mad Max....great stuff and many congrats and the PBs!!

Elmo


WA
Australia
2868 days ago

Welcome aboard Max

Mad Max


WA
Australia
2868 days ago
Thanks guys
Morts


WA
Australia
2868 days ago

 

Well done Max on your first post & first time planing, it's a great feeling when the board goes from pushing through the water to riding on top Smile

 

Looked like sunny day for a sail up there or to have a lay on the grass, whichever was you preference. Got us off the bottom of the ladder which is good.

 

 

Oaf


WA
Australia
2867 days ago

Well done Max.