Blimey Hards, keep this up and will kill that b#@$%y dog! 

dat bisch ebony k9 tryna tel mi dat ma wetsute too hard tu put on, da watar too cold, too hard to back my car to hook up ma trayler, dat eye tu tyred, dat da water tu shallow, ma bak tu saw, ma hip givin mi trubble,  I sae tu dat bisch go away bisch, u toak bad toak, eye no lissen 2 u no moor 

Took me a while to decode it, have you been reading A Clockwork Orange?

Glad to see you are getting time on water.