Mandurah Mob (WA, Australia) - 2017-05-19
Sailor 2 Second Peak (Kts)5 x 10 Second Average (Kts)1 Hour (Kts)Alpha Racing 500m (Kts)Nautical Mile (Kts)Distance Travelled (km)
otts
30.023(D)
24.681(D)
7.75(D)
18.308(D)
24.919(D)
14.436(D)
Morts
24.248(D)
22.279(D)
7.327(D)
9.418(D)
16.639(D)
18.743(D)
fangy
0(D)
0(D)
0(D)
0(D)
0(D)
0(T)
Decrepit
28.934(D)
27.877(D)
12.795(D)
18.259(D)
20.048(D)
33.349(D)
SluGger
27.525(D)
26.221(D)
13.321(D)
19.609(D)
20.724(D)
40.629(D)
Swindy
24.286(D)
23.405(D)
3.287(D)
17.541(D)
21.168(D)
12.284(D)
TOBYchef
28.164(D)
26.814(D)
8.085(D)
13.46(D)
23.972(D)
20.037(D)
(Mu-) fin
26.74(D)
24.18(D)
13.53(D)
19.43(D)
19.694(D)
36.2(D)
Firiebob
33.205(D)
31.341(D)
10.708(D)
13.723(D)
26.361(D)
31.51(D)
Hardie
Binny
Bugs
Bender
Elmo
man of
Sammy the snail
Pepe47
evets
Bully boy fat Basil
ratz
Oaf
Shane121
WazzaYotty
Mad Max
Jonski
remery
Auz
waricle
Greggo
Frank
Rayman
Rocky
Hammer
Lombok
The Scud
Stingray
Rob
Sam
Scud
Average31.6129.6113.4319.5225.6438.41
otts (5493km):
2526 days ago

Glory Holes, Australind, WA, AU



Morts (16066km):
2526 days ago

Quaranup  Beach, Princess Royal Harbour, WA, AU

 

Ezzy Lion 7.5, JP Slalom 102L + Pepe Tribal 29

 

Best decision I made was to pack it in & head to Gourmandise for coffee & cake before the thunderstorm arrived.

 

 



fangy (22667km):
2526 days ago

As you read this, King Stretch's most deadly operative is being awarded a Congressional Medal of Honour.  Today he surpassed all his previous attempts at sabotage by a wide margin. Now, he may tell you he is blind. He may tell you that he didn't realise that sails are usually attached to masts. He may tell you that he felt the top panels of my sail looked too 'closed' and needed opening up to breathe easier. He may even attempt to tell you he was testing my Fangyfin's wear resistance against mono-film. Do not believe him. He was under orders and carried out those orders with deadly efficiency. 

 

Me, I used to have a Koncept 8.5. Now I have two 4.2's. But on the plus side, I can tell you that my FangyFin in The Slasher's hands will not only cut a sail neatly when it's lying in the water, but the fin will also emerge unscathed from the contact.

 

But despite having to exhaust Pas’ supply of duct tape to keep the remnant mono film from flapping around like a broken arm, I still had a good time. Toby, Decrepit, Pas and Firie (and at the end, Stroppo) managed to join in and salvage a fun little cruise around. The highlight of the day was watching Bob lay down some smoking runs as the squall approached and hit. It was a relief to see that he continues to take profound measures to avoid heat stroke whilst sailing. Hopefully, Slasher will post the photo of our own pot of Firiegold at the end of the rainbow, checking to see if he needed to change his title from Mr to Mrs.

 

Good fun, def Top Ten Fangy Day despite the success of the operation from south of the border.

 

Oh and my Canmore data is now looking decidedly gappy, and I don't think it can be trusted, so I have posted my results using my phone. I have bought a Ublox Neo8 chipset, and a circuit board and biggish battery to process and write to an SD card. After exams, I will sit down and do some soldering and coding and hopefully get a small helmet mounted kick arse logger made up, that will run all day at 10hz. But in the meantime, my data will be MIA. However, you can be assured that regardless of lacking a certifiable device, it will the best data of the day.

 

Phone sbp file results:

 2sec - 27.778  

5x10 - 26.401

Hour - 9.497

Nauti - 20.005

Alpha - 18.531

Distance - 33km

 

 

 

 



Decrepit (54500km):
2526 days ago
5 categories

A fun welcome Toby back light wind session, at Fangys.

Slugger/Slasher was flying around when I arrived, Fangy was about to launch and Toby was praying for more wind. Fin and Firie arrived while I was rigging.

When I went to the car to extract the 53 I found it AWL! Some how it had evaded my attempt to load it into the wagon.

I must keep a better eye on it in the future.

So had to use big yellow, and the 6.6koncept. started off with the filleted fin, to see how it works in the bigger board. Wasn't too bad, but I knew the 29@45 would be better. As there was plenty of depth and minimum weed, I came in and changed over.

That felt better, but I was still bouncing around in the chop, maybe I need to try a bigger fin?

I came in and found Stroppo rigging up, he said there was some heavy stuff he'd seen on the radar heading our way. He didn't make it out before it arrived but Fin and Firie were still out there in the middle of it. They both managed to hang on, --- just.

Best thing of the day, was watching Firie walk in at the end of a full rainbow, hope the pic came out sluSlasher



SluGger (13722km):
2526 days ago

Coodanup, WA, AU

My head said " PERMISsION TO BUZZ THE TOWER" the Fangy fin was working a treat Ill fly by him and give him a slash oh I mean splash..

No no no no Yes,  I did it good King Stretch  definetly mission accomplished..

Of course I offered to pay for the damage or a new sail but fangy refused my $5 .  I owe you Ross Embarassed

 



Swindy (10125km):
2526 days ago
4 categories

Shoalwater, WA, AU

Dissapointing afternoon session. Showed so much promise but the wind had no stamina and kept stopping for a rest. Was hoping to get some good alphas in the lee of penguin island but never even made it out that far. Boz came down for a look and sensibly didnt bother rigging. Should have joined you guys down in fangland for some sail repair lessons from the master of duct tape.



TOBYchef (1526km):
2526 days ago

Carbon art, 6.2 overdrive R4, 25cm tribal weedy

Great to get back on the water! First for 5 months.

Great to see plenty of the MOB also sailing. Great day even if the wind didnt really kick in.

Love it. Bring on Sunday.

 



(Mu-) fin (15418km):
2526 days ago

         Fangyland, coods,...  WA AU  ,   

                I dont kno what happend, only a 26.8kn for the best wind of the day,!!!!!! Yell ,  well, I was heading for the rocks and it, the wind, did knock

me down befor any damage was done. But I did notice the rip in the sail,,, Slasher got too close.???       

Lots o fun on the water today.Smile   

                     



Firiebob (17842km):
2526 days ago

Coodanup, WA, AU

Got the call Toby had abandoned the French Alps and was in town for a sail, that's as good an excuss as any for a blast Cool

I rolled up and did the usual how ya going back slapping when Simon Sizzor Hands came in and said he'd given the Lunchbox Kid a good slashing, hmm I was hoping he didn't pee on him. When I went out the wind was a bit how ya going at times, with some some ball bag tea bagging in the lulls, but then when there was a puff it was great. I had a couple of runs chasing Mighty Mike down the swell/chop lines, I hope I'm as good as him when I grow up. At the end of my day Pas and I were hit by the mother of all squalls, the water was smoking and the rain was pelting, it was then I thought a wet suit might have been a good idea. I did try and sail after the wind had died down a bit but just didn't have the balls for it, I think they did a runner when I got cold so I called it off.

Great to catch up with some of the Mob and Strop, my first sail in a while so I'm happy, a top day in Frangaland Cool

Carbon Art SL87, 27 Tribal. 6.6 KA Koncept and yep boardies Wink



Comments
Swindy


WA
Australia
2526 days ago

Sounds much like my session Morts

fangy


WA
Australia
2526 days ago
Yep the Slasher did appear to be rather contrite after his efforts and offered a golden shower from the King himself. I assumed he meant coins...
SluGger


WA
Australia
2526 days ago

Jonski


WA
Australia
2526 days ago
Good job Mob making the light wind sound fun. See you all bright and early on Sunday 🤞🤞
Morts


WA
Australia
2526 days ago

 

Yep it was pretty average Swindy & we missed out on the comedy capers down at Coodanup! Slasher must have had the Benny Hill tunes on in the Shagg'n Slasher wagon.

 

Have fun on Sunday everyone, guess who goes back to work then Yell

 

 

SluGger


WA
Australia
2526 days ago

like it Jeremy, Laughing

STROPPO


WA
Australia
2526 days ago

Only you would go out in boardies Bob there was a slight bit of enjoyment watching you shiver when you refused to borrow my jacket!

evets


WA
Australia
2526 days ago
Sorry to see it was not great Morts. I was home and elected to not sail. Think it was the right call. Oh Fangy I enjoyed the write up but am sad to hear about the arrival of two storm sails. I look forward to seeing you create a successful gps logger. 14 hours battery life and you will Be my hero😊
Firiebob


WA
Australia
2526 days ago

Hey Slasher, I've been telling the Child Bride for years the sun shines out of my bum, now there's proof Laughing

fangy


WA
Australia
2526 days ago
Firie- Simon Scissorhands, that's gold mate! 🤣🤣No wonder that rainbow was shining out your arse, and a smoking session to top it off. Noice😎😄
WazzaYotty


WA
Australia
2525 days ago

Great tales Mobsters and good deeds!   Firie, you are proving that the less you wear, the faster you go.....or something like that. You could try Alpine downhill next.  Only 'ken has as little dress sense as you.

Slasher, brilliant effort in dismembering Fangy's KA. First time? No practice run, nothing? Awesome !  That's the type of precision slalom the we all appreciate. Fangy, you will now be working your way down the shelves in the garage  looking for any remaining and functional apparatus and keeping the Minister for Tidiness happy in the process. If you use up too much of the old stuff she may demand a larger car though.

Hope Huey still gives some puff over the weekend.....go Mob, go.

Here on the Goldie there's no wind. Nuffink. Calm as, bro'. Only the occasional stabbing, armed robbery and dismembering-cum-cooking of ladyboy to break the monotony. Sigh.

SluGger


WA
Australia
2525 days ago

Nice going Firie, enjoyed watching that last run.

Great words Wazza, I still cant believe it,,   First time !!! Foot in mouth

Stretch


WA
Australia
2525 days ago
The metamorphosis of slugger to slasher - is no one safe?? I blame the new love shack, I have noticed a maniacal giggle when he gets behind the wheel. The appalling lack of a coffee machine should have been a warning to us all. I get the feeling we will be seeing an online Fangy's Windsurfing shop soon, complete with filleted fins, helmet mounted gps and barge arse antique sailboards. Not sure I would buy any of your sails though. Duct tape yes, sails, NO. Actually, I sailed over Lachy's Tushy sail last summer, put a big crinkle in it, but luckily I was using a Delta. Bob! You're nuts!! Since we're changing names, I suggest FrostyBob for you. Brrrrrrr! Welcome back Toby. Come down to Australind, there's never any wind up there......
WazzaYotty


WA
Australia
2525 days ago

...barge arse antiques....just love it!!!!!Smile

FrostyBob would certainly work Stretchy. A subtle implication of the Engel lurking inside the Krewser too.....nice one!

fangy


WA
Australia
2525 days ago
Stretch : Slasher slushee mobile no coffee machine, but it does play Greensleeves on repeat and there is a steady supply of lollies in nice bright wrappers. Wazza - sounds like new glasses and some anger management courses are required. Dismembering them because you got a 'surprise' them is soooo last millennium.
WazzaYotty


WA
Australia
2525 days ago

Ah yes, Fangy. Shoulda made myself very clear...not ME doing those dreadful things. No surprise tho'...just too much of a handful.Surprised

More duct tape for you leaving Goldie today by Triple B.

Firiebob


WA
Australia
2525 days ago

Mr Frosty just doesn't sound right, sounds like someone with a pocket full of lollies and I haven't had a jelly bean in a long time Frown

Fang, every time Slasher sailed towards me I was picturing him in a Roman chariot, you know the one with the spinning blades on the axels, his big grin was also a worry because I knew he was up to no good Wink

fangy


WA
Australia
2525 days ago

Yeh, I didn't get that Firie when he was near me. I guess it's because I am such a young lad and still pretty naive. All I could see was that friendly smile and all I could hear was the Mr Whippy song. I was like a bunny in the headlights...

SluGger


WA
Australia
2525 days ago
It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience. Julious Ceaser!! ( Stretch )
fangy


WA
Australia
2525 days ago

^ So you are a marriage counsellor now too? Foot in mouthTongue out