Elmo (31521km):
4026 days ago Tabou Manta 54, NP RSR Eiii 7.0m, Freddy Krueger 30/30.
Wind was a bit lighter tonight so thought I'd go for an hour and after a ripper session yesterday I felt brave enough to insert Freddy into the board.
Now Freddy and me, we have a history in the previous 2 times I've gotten Freddy out on 2 different boards Freddy has tried killing me in a rather spectacular fashion in true slasher movie fashion generally by powering right up then seeing how bigger wheelie it can do before seeing how far it can imbed me into the sea floor, this is one nightmare I wish I could wake from.
So today feeling full of beans (and soon to be discovered) misguided confidence I plug Freddy in, the first plan is to have a crack at a naughty.
I take off from the sand bar and head out past the rock garden moguls with no problems, woo hoo I've survived 500m could today be different could I have finally subdued Freddy???? Past the rock garden the water flattened out, woo hoo time to let the gear run, Freddy oh Freddy you sweet little fin!! I'm on looking at doing my naughty from the edge of the rock garden, across the channel and I'm still not bleeding Past boundary Island I can see a huge expanse of flats, the hammer is still down and the board is trimming sweetly, sail outside the channel markers and yeahargh more flats no weed the promised land and I've finally subdued Freddy
Unfortunately Freddy had other ideas, lulling me into a false sense of security and cockyness, little did I know what awaited me.......
A loverly gybe to start heading back thinking of the next glorious run trying to figure out which was the channel markers it went around, felt like I was sailing upwind ok, Golly jeepers I'm really starting to like Freddy.
No sooner had that thought been passed between my two operational brain cells, Then Freddy struck with his full vengefull wrath
Wham, bam, thank you Freddy 89kg's for red furry loving is pile driven into 6" of water.
The Red furs a mess thoroughly impregnated with mud, there's mud in every orifice including the rectal breach Freddy's just given me, the sails covered in mud, the booms hanging of the mast at a strange angle, the board got the need of some Rhinoplasty
Hang on Back up a bit the booms hanging of on a wierd angle that can't be good closer inspection finds that the boom clamps have exploded and parted company, yep that's not good wrong side of the channel
The locking clamp is still attached Woo Hoo I can work with this, Bit of spare downhaul rope (don't leave home without it) from my PFD, bit of jury rigging and we're back in bussiness Yeah Baby We're back
Hang on, I've got to walk out of this weedy, cobbler infested Muppet hating wasteland before I can sail back, after a torturous 3 hours (5 mins) of delicately tip toeing through the weeds I was able to get on the board and sail over to Hardz and Decrep who were once again demonstrating how to sail with style and finesse explained my tales of woe, from there tacked up wind a couple of times so I could sail outside of the rock garden and get back to base. Got to admit rather smuggly the boom fix held up ok on the blast back, only to have Freddy inflict one last bit of vengance on me by spitting me off at the end.
Bad, bad, evil f'ken fin 3 for 3
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